I'm your loyal dog, madam.

4:12am: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYUICHI!!!!

n__n You should do something extra sexy fun today!

5:07pm: Ryu-chan and I went and got ice-cream together. That's right. Just me, Ryuichi, and cold, lickable cream. >3 I know, you're all jealous.

(filtered against Ryuichi)
As you should be, because guess what? I indirectly kissed Ryuichi!!!

He licked my ice-cream! And I licked his! @___@ I don't even like cotton-candy ice-cream and it was still the best thing I've ever tasted!

(/filtered)

We're going to go shopping together at some point! Maybe we can even go in the dressing room together.

10:44pm: Ok, I had to do this because this damn quiz keeps attacking me. Oddly enough, it does seem to hold some truth to it...

pimpdaddytats's LJ stalker is suguru_fujisaki!

suguru_fujisaki is stalking you because they saw your picture and fell in love.. They are also not very liked around here!

11:50pm: Whew, did everyone have a good Valentines? It wasn't as good as mine, I know that much, unless you were with Ryuichi.. and if you were, by the way, I hate you and I hope you burn in Hell for all eternity.

Met a few girls and a couple guys and did some juggling around. Very entertaining if you know what I mean.<3

7:34pm: Whooooooo!
O___O IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!

Holy crap, I'm 17! I'm so close to being legal!!! Isn't that good news, Ryu-chan?! I'll be able to go after my beloved someone without stupid Tohma any blond devils pitching a hissy fit at me! n__________n I'm so close!

... And you all have better bought me presents. Good ones too, not clothes. Unless you're Ryu-chan. Ryu-chan can give me a ball of lint and I'd be elated clothes if he wants. n__n He and Kuma have fashion sense.

6:14pm: :P
Well, I haven't heard from Aniki yet. Then again, he could have snuk back into his office without me knowing. I hope Shu-chan is having fun on his vacation with him... because I just know that Aniki will try to shave me and Little Grasper both for the chair stunt. e__e; Whoops?

Oh! Little Grasper did the cutest sexiest thing this morning. I woke up with him on my belly rock-hard abs. He curled up right there and dug his razor-sharp claws into my tender flesh . Jealous of my sexy cat? You should be; He's a really good tummy warmer.

9:43pm: Mission Accomplished.
>D I've done my evil good deed for the day, and I just know that my dear Aniki appreciates it. He'll have fun at.. uhh... where ever Shuichi took him after I made my delivery. Killing time before I brought my "package" (Snort. Package XD) to it's pickup location was one of the funniest things I've ever done.

...

I don't think anyone understands just how fun it is to have your older brother as your personal hot wheels car. XD It's much more satisfying when you bump into things if you have a bitchy passenger along for the ride. Oh, and hills are fun.

>D Very, very fun. Aniki's lungs aren't nearly as bad as you'd think.

Thank God for rolling computer chairs. Oh, and Shu? You might want to buy some lotion for non-fucking purposes. You know, just incase Aniki got a couple rope burns or something.

3:07am: -_____-

My sister is going to give me brain damage. I swear, she's already given me a concussion.

She keeps throwing crap at my head, and I'm not talking nice, fluffy pillows either. Everytime she gets moody or upset and decides to wail about how no one loves her blah blah and how she's so fat (which she is) and blah blah BLAH, she throws something at my head.

Tohma, come back to your damn wife before I die of blunt force trauma to the skull. I watch CSI, I know people die of that!

...

Ohhh, I see your plan. Trying to kill me off before the last concert, aren't you? Just so you wouldn't have to let me go to the after-party?! Well it's not going to work! I'm getting a fucking helmet, AND I'M RUINING YOUR EVIL PLOT!!!!!

So suck it! XP!

7:54pm: :O Bah
Well, I'm back over here at Mika's instead of Aniki's. It's odd to go from Aniki's "I don't give a shit about anyone" bitching to Mika's weird-ass mood swings. Very awkward.

I've been looking in the paper for a part time job, just to have something to do. Hey Mika, I'll take you shopping for little baby crap after I get a job. Sound good? I can't have you and Tohma being the sole providers of my poor niece/nephew's toys. Neither of you will buy the baby anything fun. You'll just get it Baby Einstein crap.

...

God, I've been bored. Aniki, Shu, either of you want to do something?

^_~ Ryuichi, what about you? Are you free anytime soon? Want to help me babysit the fat lady lovely pregnant woman?

11:00pm: Holy Shit.
Make that double holy shit.

Mika's pregnant... which really suprised me until I remembered that Tohma, despite himself, is a man..

....

Oh, ugh! You had to screw Tohma for that to happen! BLECH! Go disinfect yourself! That's gross!!

Ugh. So gross and creepy... ::shudder::

Anyway, onto a more Ta-friendly subject, I went to visit Ryu-chan the other night. n___n He brought us back presents from New York! Me and Little Grasper, I mean. Little Grasper got a new catnip toy that he's currently drooling on. He's such a little sexy with his drooly face ♥. Oh! Holy crap! O_O! I GOT THE BEST PRESENTS IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD!!!!! I got a really cool T-shirt that I'll wear every day for the rest of my life n__n and....
and....

A FUCKING BLUE KUMAGORO!

That's right, bitches. He's blue, he's from Ryuichi Sakuma himself, and he's mine. Suck it. XP

::Private::

....

He gave me a Kumagoro.

...

I thought I was going to orgasm on the spot. e__e; I might have, I was too busy with the Ryuichi in my lap to notice. .-. I wonder if that's unhealthy. To come randomly, I mean. Ah, fuck it. It only happens around Ryuichi anyway, and I'm fine with it.

We ended up doing shots after the whole gift-giving thing. He can't take booze well... We ended up dancing. And when I say dancing, I mean we were humping each other with our clothes on while wiggling around to Nittle Grasper. Dear God, I thought I was going to die. He makes the cutest little sounds when you nibble at his earrings.......

Damn, I'm going to need some quality time in the bathroom after I finish this.

Anyway, just when it was starting to really heat up, he passes out! Let me reiterate for you. RYUICHI SAKUMA passed out just as MY(Tatsuha Uesugi) hands were making their way into HIS(Ryuichi Sakuma) PANTS.

I almost cried.

Ok, so I did. A little.

...

Don't tell anyone.

So I just dragged him off to bed and stayed the night.

...

God, I hope that wasn't my only chance.

11:48pm: Bah. :O
Well, Ayaka-chan and her boy-toy came to visit me and Little Grasper yesterday. It wasn't very eventful, Ayaka, of course, was awed by my little man's sexiness. Hmm, I take that back. It wasn't eventful till the pussy Hiro started to get sick. Turns out, he's allergic to cats. In Hiro's defense though, I have to admit that only very manly men get brought down by the discarded fluff of a small animal that spends his time chasing string.

11:58pm: Blech.
Ugh, this cement is seriously cramping my ass. -__-

Little Grasper and I are camped outside by the door because Aniki is a bastard and kicked us out. I might have gone a little over board, but still! He didn't have to kick us out, and he really, really didn't have to kick Little Grasper earlier. Bastard, no one kicks my baby. What if he would have gotten really hurt?! He's tiny, damnit! You and your big ass foot could have really hurt him, Aniki!

Anyway, the reason I'm out here is when I went to bitch at Aniki, he and Shuichi were going at it.... but I still bitched at him. And when he tried to ignore me and go about his "business", I kind of harassed him. A little.

...

But that still doesn't mean we deserve to be kicked out!! u__u I have to piss, damnit.

12:01am: Closets and such
::Filtered against Eiri::
Well, I finally went to the pet store today. I got Little Grasper a box to crap in so maybe he'll stop taking a dump in Aniki's shoes. At least the pair he picked are way in the back of the closet.. I don't think Aniki's noticed yet. As much as he smokes, he probably can't smell anything anymore, which is very, very good for me. Maybe I'll sneak in his room and knock the turds out of his shoes.... Maybe.

::Public::
Oh, I also got him a catnip mouse. Now that was the funniest shit I've seen all week. He freaked out and ran around the room before collapsing on it. Then he just, well, drooled on it for an hour or so.

My sexy, little druggie ♥

12:24am: Ick.
Shuichi, next time you decide to go down on my brother, warn me first. That way I can do my best to avoid whatever room you two happen to be in.

...

::shudders::

10:46pm: e__e
Ok, so I went to Ryuichi's for a visit yesterday. Though I'm still quite disturbed because my brother is an ASSHOLE, Ryuichi did a very good job of keeping my thoughts away from what happened. Hmm, by that, I mean thoughts about Aniki and Shu screwing like rabbits, not the thought of sex all together. e__e I actually thought about that constantly quite a bit. We ended up watching a scary movie, so I stayed the night so Ryu-chan wouldn't have any nightmares.

::Private::

Ryuichi Sakuma has his tongue, navel, and both nipples pierced.

Oh. My. God.

I swear, as soon as he showed me, I came in my pants. I mean.. Dear God, no one is supposed to look that good naturally.. Add in some piercings.... Shit, I'm going to have to have a "little private time" in Aniki's bathroom by the time I finish writing this.

I know it doesn't help that I have a piecing fetish. At least I can admit it. The contrast between hot skin and cool metal, how smooth the metal feels against your tongue, the clicking sound they make as you scrape you teeth over them.... Ugh, yeah, I need to jerk off soon.

Ryu-chan said I was the first one to see them, and that makes the Ryuichi fanboy in me squeal like a uke being fucked into the floor. Well, shit. My own imagery isn't helping with my current hard-on. Ah well, it was just going to get worse as I type this anyway. He let me play with his piercings, and he.. didn't seem to mind in the least. I also messed with them a bit while he was asleep.

Hey, I tried to keep my hands to myself, I really did! ... But he just had to curl up against me like that IN ONLY HIS BOXERS! His very silky, black boxers. e__e

How the hell am I supposed to resist touching him when he's THAT close and showing THAT much skin?!?? The answer is that I can't!

... Besides, I only did it a little bit. It's not so bad if you do it just a little, right?

Right.

Now, I have something that I need to attend to...

12:22am: .__.
Oh, thank God. They're done.

....

I'm so going to get you for this, Aniki.

You were that fucking loud on purpose.

12:08am: Fucking bastard.
DAMN YOU TO HELL, ANIKI!

You hear that?! I said for you to go to Hell, you sadistic bastard! Then again, you probably can't hear me over Shuichi, can you?

sdioe8o34i5l3qj4kf;jKJlkdsjfEvil bastard, you're enjoying this!!! Just fuck him already, and get it over with!!

Ugh, you're a sick, sick bastard. Making him talk to me when he sounds like.. that.

...

God, Shuichi is such a screamer. e__e

~Private~

Oh, holy crap. Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap, holycrapholycrapholycrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap.

That is.... God, there's a very loud porno being produced in the next room and it sounds.....

Ugh, it is so wrong to be turned on my this.

I think I'm going to curl up with my headphones and try to drown out Shuichi's fucking begging with my honey's voice.

.....

Shit, I really am a sick bastard, aren't I?

8:18pm: Blech.
Ugh, I smell like shaving cream and girly soap. Scratch that, faggoty soap. No woman would willing smell this... prissy. Damn you and your hair gel, Shuichi Shindou.

Hm, I should probably explain my stench. It started innocently enough, Shu and I were bored, and it wasn't like we could listen to any music or anything, Aniki would have had a conniption if we had. So we started asking each other random Nittle Grasper trivia. I, of course, reigned supreme, and Shuichi was jealous of my awesome majesty. That, and he was fucking retarded. He thinks Nittle Grasper's first TV appearance aired at 7:45 p.m., when in fact, it aired at 6:45 p.m.. Fucking retard.

Anyway, he wouldn't concede to my obviously greater Ryuichi-fanboy glory and we ended up having a fight. Not a fist fight, no, no. We did the honorable thing and competed in armed combat, like true gentlemen. We broke out the shaving cream.

I'm pretty sure there was a bit of mousse involved too. And I know that Shuichi got me with his stupid, fruity hair gel, but that's alright. I nailed him with a fair amount of toothpaste. Fear the minty freshness, bitch. >D

We were both totally covered by the time we ran out of ammo, even though Shuichi had a pot-lid for a shield. Pussy. All I had were some old swimming goggles I found. Oh, and a big wooden spoon. You know, just incase we had to fence. Aniki broke up our battle before it came to fencing though.

Did I mention that we were good and had our battle outside? See, we were considerate! You didn't have to spray us down with the water hose like that, Aniki. It was damn cold! Ah well. When we plopped down on the sidewalk to dry, we warmed up a bit. It was funny when people would walk by us, and we were just laying out on the sidewalk. Locking us out for that long wasn't funny though, Aniki. I had to piss, damn you.

5:29pm: Bah
Ok, so obviously Otousan found out about Little Grasper, which is why I'm camping out at Aniki's house right now.

To make a long story short, Little Grasper may have escaped my room.. and he may have become interested in a string hanging off the old man's robes... and he most definitely ended up latching onto the old man's leg through his clothes while trying to get said string. Needless to say, he was pissed. e__e;

Anyway, blah blah blah, lots of bitching on his part. He did make one rather large, glaring mistake. He said something along the lines of "no child in my house blah blah." Yeah, I paid attention, can't you tell? I did hear his little "in my house" comment though. As soon as the words left his mouth, my brain screamed "LOOPHOLE!!!!!! O_O! "


n__n; Then I took the train over and my loving brother took me in after a little bribery.

::Filtered against Mika and Eiri::

And yes, Little Grasper is here with me. Shhh. Shuichi, you should come into the guest room. I'll need your help to win pissy-ass over about the fluff ball staying. n_____________n Plus you can pet him in all his sexy glory.

1:14pm: >D
I'd just like to let everyone know that I'm now at my dear Aniki's house so...

SUCK IT, KYOTO!!!

>__> I'll talk more about what happened later.

For now, I have a fridge to raid. >3!

5:58pm: >__>
~Filtered against Mika~

Ok, it's asleep now so... I can leave it alone and it won't rouse suspicion.

I found something yesterday.. And if anyone tells on me, I swear I'll get you >O!

I was smoking instead of sweeping the stupid temple steps yesterday, and I heard a little high-pitched noise coming from one of the trees. Yeah, trees don't normally make sad crying sounds so I went to investigate. I checked around the base of the tree first, but I couldn't find anything. Then I looked up and all I saw were these little eyes staring at me like: "O.O" Yeah, it scared the crap out of me suprised me. All I could see were those eyes and fluff. I didn't know what it was for a second until it mewed at me. I figured I'd be nice and get the little fuzz-ball down out of the tree. I climbed the damn tree to get this little cat out, and do you know what the fucker did? Scratched me! And no, it wasn't just a little scratch. Oh, no, no, that wouldn't be my luck! IT TRIED TO RIP ME APART!!!

Anyway, after I got down the tree, I forgave the little shit after it mewed at me. Damn it's cuteness. It looked kinda hungry so I thought I'd just sneak it inside for a bite to eat. I had to hide it in my shirt so the evil overlord wouldn't see it. It curled into a tiny ball in my shirt and purred the whole time. It's so soft and fuzzy n__n! Otousan looked at me funny since I was pulling some ham out of the fridge and my stomach was purring. e__e; I just told him that I was hungry and I fled. >3 I am the master at being secretive!

Ok, so I set up a little spot for it to sleep in my closet. It had a pillow and a fluffy blanket, but do you know where it wanted to park it's furry ass? My pillow! Stupid cat. Anyway, it really liked the ham I snuck it.. It also liked the pieces of my fingers that it ate with the ham. -___- Stupid cat with it's stupid claws, and it's stupid big eyes, and it's stupid soft fluff, and it's stupid sad meow...

Ok, so the damn thing is cute. Adorable, really.

It was going to be kind of cold that night, so I thought I'd just keep it in my room. You know, so it'll be warm for a night. I also tried to think of a name for it, since it would be staying the night and all... That's the only reason. It's not like I'm going to keep it or anything. I thought I'd name it 'Fucker' because it liked to eat me. That was until I decided to put one of my Nittle Grasper CDs in.....

The cat likes Nittle Grasper.

It abandoned it's raid of my room and curled up on the stereo as soon as I turned it on. n__n It turned into a regular sweetie after that. I named it "Little Grasper" instead, because it has such good taste.

LOOK AT HIM AND BE AWED BY HIS SEXY MAJESTY!!! >D



..... But he can only stay one more night. He goes back outside after that.

...

Really.

11:01pm: Rescue me!!
Well I finally got myself a journal. I really don't know what I'm going to do with this thing... but at least now my friends won't be able to bitch at me for not having one.

Hmmm, what should I talk about? Oh, I know.

I FUCKING HATE KYOTO!!!!

You wouldn't believe how boring it is over here!

Ayaka has been trying to get me to scrap book with her!!

ME!! Scrap-booking, for God's sake!!

Aniki, Mika... Dearest siblings of mine, whom I love so dearly.. COME GET ME!!

I know both of you have room for me to go stay for a while.. and it's not like either of you are ever busy.

All Aniki does is smoke, bitch, type, sleep, and fuck Shu-chan. And he can do all of that at the same time!

And Mika... well.. I really don't know what you do besides find ways to force the people around you into living their own twisted, personal Hell that you devise for them. Surely one of you could house your angelic, loving, innocent baby brother who holds you both so close to his heart?

....

Did I mention that I'm damn cute and neither of you should be able to deny me anything , or the fact that I have a certain pissy blond's baby pictures that a certain pink haired singer would love to get his hands on?

8:51pm: X____________x
My sister is trying to kill me.

Vindictive woman, trying to force me into heart failure at sixteen.

Well it's not going to work, you big FATTY!

She called me after school today and asked me to bring her some food, which I wouldn't have minded doing in the least. That is, if said food wasn't chocolate chip ice-cream and ketchup.

>__< Blech!

If this wasn't bad enough, she had me assembling the vile crap because she is too fat to get close enough to the counter to fix it. Actually, I think it's just because she is lazy, but she deserves to be called fat as much as possible after what she did today.

She started calling my name while I was squirting ketchup down over the poor, innocent ice cream. I thought she was just trying to annoy me, which is commonplace, so I ignored her. That is, until she told me that we needed to go to the hospital....

Yeah, I thought she was fucking with me...

She wasn't.

I really thought I was going to either faint, or shit myself.

Neither one of them would have been very fun.

I managed to get her into the back-seat before I proceeded to try to break the sound barrier with her car.

I wasn't going to suffer through this alone though, we did make one stop on the way to the hospital.

Mika was too busy freaking out to really notice till I got him in the car.

Like I'd let my Aniki get out of this.

Now that I look back on it, it was funny as hell when I dragged his ass out of his house and shoved him in the car.

The poor bastard didn't realize what was going on till he saw our dear sister in the back seat doing Lamaze.

He kind of looked like he wanted to jump out the car but it was a little late, I was back to flying down the road again.

When we finally got to the hospital, I politely asked a doctor to take care of her, which he did.

Aniki and I were left in the waiting room to pace.

And what for?

Nothing.

Abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

False alarm, the doctor said.

What the hell?!?!

How do you get fucking heartburn or whatever confused with tiny people starting to come out of your cooter?!?!?!!!!!

....

Ugh, I completely just sicked myself out.

9:11pm: Well, I went back to school on Friday.

It was about as boring as I expected it to be, though I do believe I've found a new partner in crime.

It turns out that Shuichi's sister and I go to the same school, we're even in a few classes together.

Nothing exhilarating, just home room, history, and math.. stuff like that.

We have lunch together too.

And umm... Home ec.

...

Go ahead and laugh, I don't care! And do you know why?

Because I'll be happily collecting phone numbers and having pretty girls make me food.

HA, I say!

Anyway, I think this school will be much more interesting than my last one.

Then again, I could be a little biased since I got a nice look at the entire girl's softball team's naughty bits on the first day.

...

By the way, Maiko, I think that deserves another thank you.

^_____________________^

3:58pm: Shit.
I talked to the old man last night.

I don't know how he got my number, but it suprised the hell out of me.

Maybe Mika gave it to him, she tends to do shit like that. I can't really blame her though, the old bastard has both of us practically at his beck and call. Aniki is the smart one.

Anyway, I received my royal ass chewing for turning my vacation at Aniki's into an all out rebellion.

We made a deal though, which suprised me.

He won't force me to come home just yet if I go back to school and serve at a temple here in Tokyo.

He told the school board some bullshit to explain my absence.

I think it was something along the lines of me completely devoting myself to my training that I've apparently been going through this whole time here in Tokyo. Yeah, I've got to hand it to the old man, he can lie with the best of them.

Anyway, he has everything all set up. He had it all ready before he even called me, tricky bastard.

I'll be working part time at NG, going to school, and working at one of his friend's temples.

Oh joy, oh rapture.

I guess I won't be bored anymore.

...

Wait, I take that back. I'll be bored, I just won't have any free time anymore.

Not that NG is very interesting anymore since pretty much everyone I know is gone now.

...

Stupid Tohma, I hate you.

....

And your stupid hats.